Isn’t this funny? I received this via email from my girl Kim Craft!!!
Subject: Cursing at Work
It has been brought to management’s attent ion that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING” phrases have
been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner.
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f–k you’re doing.
TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a f–king b–tch.
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f–k do you expect m e to do this?
TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f–king way.
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be f–king kidding?
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh–.
TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f–king problem.
TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f–k?
TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh– won’t work.
TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f–k didn’t you tell me sooner?
TRY SAYING: He’s not familia r with the issues…
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a–.
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: What the f–k did you say?
TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a–.
TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F–k that, I’m on salary.
TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Are you f–king stupid?
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f–king job sucks.
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f–k died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He’s a f–king jackass.